What the fuck do we do now?
take a picture, thats it.
I think this is it.
I think this is my favorite post on tumblr.
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
mrs hudson is gold but why is she mrs hudson when her husband deaded why??? sherlock started trying to type sherlock and typed 'cherik' it's a disease q
"The power of speech." — Michael Fassbender & James McAvoy Interview - X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)
"It’s such a nice memory. I want memories like that."
"You can have mine."
this is so lovely
wanting to talk to someone but theyre so much cooler than you and youre just like. pls notice me
Tom and Chris moments in Thor: The Dark World gag reel → More fun than should be allowed.
ALWAYS MAKES ME SMILE
Honest MBTI Stereotypes
ISTJ: Practical and down-to-earth. Probably your mother.
ISFJ: Always nice enough to be suspicious and more loyal than all your pets combined.
ISTP: Probably don’t care about you, might still kill you in your sleep though.
ISFP: Always carrying at least 4 daisy chains on them at all times; don’t take them to museums if you ever want to come out again.
INTP: That one guy hiding in their room trying to calculate exactly how much bigger the TARDIS is on the inside.
INFP: Starry-eyed idealist, so caring and sweet they might just rot your teeth out.
INTJ: 50% standoffishness, 50% being right all the time, 100% better than you.
INFJ: Spends half their time delivering melodramatic heroic monologues and the other half attempting to purify the ground they walk on.
ESTJ: 100% committed to their life partner, the rulebook.
ESFJ: Happy to make you happy to make them—could potentially create a feeling paradox.
ESTP: Probably Kanye West.
ESFP: The golden retriever you always wanted, except in human form.
ENTP: Would probably blow up the world to calculate shrapnel velocity.
ENFP: Like a bottle of fizzy soda, except with more righteousness.
ENTJ: Like an INTJ, just better at hiding the fact that they’re an asshole.
ENFJ: The world’s mother hen. May also be running ten cults of worship behind your back.
Man, INFPs get weirdly pigeon-holed as perma-smiling delicate unicorn flowers ahaha. Guess we need to start more bar brawls.
I want to start an INFP gang now, who’s in?
Oh god the monologues
IM IN FOR THE INFP GANG
"It is okay, Buck."
There is a story behind these mugs
this is a serious misuse of your powers Charles
"But you don’t look African"
But there isn’t a singular look for African women and girls
Somali bantu women
And many more….