my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
"You were made to be ravished." - Me
Mads Mikkelsen, by Patrizio di Renzo for TUSH Magazine, 2010
yeah I know this has been around the block more times than I can count but cmon
Uromastyx likes her belly rubbed
this is a fucking lizard getting her belly rubbed if you don’t think that’s the cutest shit then get out of my blog
LOOK AT ITS LIL ARMS FLAPPING AWWWWWWWW
ocelots are so fucking adorable.
LOOK AT ITS CUTE LITTLE FACE :D
Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.
ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step
#the fact that they made us all love him BEFORE he was Captain America
The fact that she is running towards the grenade too. Sobs.
she is running towards the grenade too
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS
THEY CALL MCDONALDS “MACCAS”
you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog.
Wait, what the hell is grog?
i feel like somebody insulted me in a foreign language and then continued to insult me even though i don’t understand
welcome to australia